http://chi-jok.ucoz.com/ Thu, 01 Sep 2011 20:29:18 GMT uCoz Web-Service <span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Times; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); "><b><font face="Arial"><div align="left"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="85%" style="font-size: 14pt; "><tbody><tr><td width="100%" colspan="2" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><font face="Arial"><font face="Arial" size="4"><small style="color: rgb(0, 0, 205); "><u>El marido</u>&nbsp;llega a casa y le dice a la mujer: Perdimos todo nuestro dinero en la Bolsa,<br>apred&eacute; a cocinar, tendremos que echar a la cocinera.<br><u>La mujer:</u>&nbsp; Bueno aprend&eacute; a hacer el amor y podremos echar tambi&eacute;n al jardinero</small></font></font></td></tr></tbody></table></div></font></b></span> <span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Times; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); "><b><font face="Arial"><div align="left"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="85%" style="font-size: 14pt; "><tbody><tr><td width="100%" colspan="2" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><font face="Arial"><font face="Arial" size="4"><small style="color: rgb(0, 0, 205); "><u>El marido</u>&nbsp;llega a casa y le dice a la mujer: Perdimos todo nuestro dinero en la Bolsa,<br>apred&eacute; a cocinar, tendremos que echar a la cocinera.<br><u>La mujer:</u>&nbsp; Bueno aprend&eacute; a hacer el amor y podremos echar tambi&eacute;n al jardinero</small></font></font></td></tr></tbody></table></div></font></b></span> https://chi-jok.ucoz.com/news/matrimonios/2011-09-02-20 smayo04 https://chi-jok.ucoz.com/news/matrimonios/2011-09-02-20 Thu, 01 Sep 2011 20:29:18 GMT <span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(0, 0, 205);">One man (lets call him Johnny) came to gun shop.&nbsp;<br>J(ohnny):I want a pistol&nbsp;<br>S(alesman):Choose from this wall (points at wall full of pistols)&nbsp;<br>J: (points at biggest pistol) I want this,&nbsp;<br>S: An .44 Magnum? And for what purpose?&nbsp;<br>J: For shooting cans.&nbsp;<br>S: (points on smaller handgun) For shooting cans is the best this one.&nbsp;<br>J: (points again on .44) No, I want this one.&nbsp;<br>S: And what cans will you shoot at?&nbsp;<br>J: Um...Mexi-cans, Portori-cans, Afri-cans...</span> <span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(0, 0, 205);">One man (lets call him Johnny) came to gun shop.&nbsp;<br>J(ohnny):I want a pistol&nbsp;<br>S(alesman):Choose from this wall (points at wall full of pistols)&nbsp;<br>J: (points at biggest pistol) I want this,&nbsp;<br>S: An .44 Magnum? And for what purpose?&nbsp;<br>J: For shooting cans.&nbsp;<br>S: (points on smaller handgun) For shooting cans is the best this one.&nbsp;<br>J: (points again on .44) No, I want this one.&nbsp;<br>S: And what cans will you shoot at?&nbsp;<br>J: Um...Mexi-cans, Portori-cans, Afri-cans...</span> https://chi-jok.ucoz.com/news/men/2011-09-02-19 smayo04 https://chi-jok.ucoz.com/news/men/2011-09-02-19 Thu, 01 Sep 2011 20:28:33 GMT