02 September 2011

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El marido llega a casa y le dice a la mujer: Perdimos todo nuestro dinero en la Bolsa,
apredé a cocinar, tendremos que echar a la cocinera.
La mujer: Bueno aprendé a hacer el amor y podremos echar también al jardinero

Views: 31958 | Added by: smayo04 | Date: 2011-09-01 | Comments (67)

Men

One man (lets call him Johnny) came to gun shop.
J(ohnny):I want a pistol
S(alesman):Choose from this wall (points at wall full of pistols)
J: (points at biggest pistol) I want this,
S: An .44 Magnum? And for what purpose?
J: For shooting cans.
S: (points on smaller handgun) For shooting cans is the best this one.
J: (points again on .44) No, I want this one.
S: And what cans will you shoot at?
J: Um...Mexi-cans, Portori-cans, Afri-cans...

Views: 7337 | Added by: smayo04 | Date: 2011-09-01 | Comments (1)

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